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Subway Survival Lessons & Persuadin’ the Asians in Friday Linkage

Posted on March 23, 2007. Filed under: words I made up |

#1 – Olfactory Minutiae

There isn’t a lot of time, once you enter a subway car, to figure out where you are going to stand or sit. Time is of the essence. You could end up crammed in a corner by that scary partition door that flies open, making you feel like you are on Money Train and going to be sucked out onto the tracks. The worst experience is, because of lacking reek-dar, being stuck next to Stinky McFunkatrons.

Here is a brief list of factors to help you determine if that person crammed next to you will smell Good/Bad, thereby instantly determining the overall quality of your subway ride:

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